Monday 14 July 2014

Day 3 through 7

Ok – so I am finally updating!! The free wifi here is pretty terrible, and I stupidly purchased a small amount with my sim card. Anyway – I have a few days to write about, so here goes!!

Also - internet is really terrible and uploading photos is slow, so not many...sorry!!! Just a lot of boring words!!!


Day 3.

9/11 Memorial & Museum

I had a guided tour booked for 9:30 yesterday morning, so in usual Fiona fashion, I arrived at 8:15 (I still can't work out how you know what time the trains come. I'm pretty sure you just turn up at the station and wait for the next one to arrive!!!)

It was a beautiful morning yesterday and because I arrived so early, there was no one at the Reflection Pools.





They were beautiful. I kept thinking how clever it was that they had used water, because not only did it mask the construction and city noise, it created this really amazing meditative white noise. (Later I read the book I purchased and it said it was done so people could concentrate on the names of the people who died - so there you go!!)

In the park they have planted white oak trees as a symbol or rebirth etc, but ( and I had never heard this before) one tree survived the attacks. They found it during the clean up operation and sent it to a nursery to re-establish.


It is called The Survivor Tree.

The Museum itself is quite discrete next to the pools, but once you go in, you go downstairs. They have used the remains of the foundations to provide the home to the exhibitions.
Im not going to go into too much detail about the museum as it is HUGE, and there are so so many artifacts used to tell individuals stories.

This is not an easy museum to explain as it is filled with artefacts from the rubble as well as survivor stories, and stories from family members.

If you ever get a chance to go - do. I think it has been done really well and provides in sights into how people can and do pull together in a crisis.

So after an emotional and exhausting 4 and a half hours, I went back outside to about 14 thousand people!! Hence why turning up early to monument is ALWAYS a good idea!!

I went across to St Pauls church which was used as a refuge for support workers during the aftermath of the attacks. It’s a lovely small church that has been there since 1766 – well you can read the photo anyway.



The outside is beautiful and sits in a leafy garden (well it’s a cemetery, but people eat their lunch there!)

But now it was time to get myself ready for my first show of the trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bullets over Broadway. I will start out by saying – somehow I missed that this was a musical…(!!!???WTF???) How did I miss that fairly major element of this Woody Allen adaptation??
Well I did.

Anyway – I am getting ahead of myself. First of all, there is no element of ceremony getting into the theatre. You literally line up with everyone else…outside…in the heat…waiting to move inside. However it allows for a selfie in front of the sign!!

Inside I find the program seller, he (like everyone working there) is an actor and beautiful. Pretty sure that is the requirement – actor and beautiful (not conventionally beautiful – I don’t think there are interested in BP’s – rather the statement beautiful people). I loved him, because he instantly understood that the Souvenir Program (not to be confused with the Playbill) is precious and needs to be handled with care!!! So he gingerly slides it into the bag and presented it to me like it was art!!!

Next stop was the bar. YOU GET A SIPPY CUP!!!!!!! Me: “Do I have time for a glass of wine” Beautiful Bartender Boy: “Of course you do. And you can take it in with you” Me: “Really???” BBB: “Sure, did you want a small, medium or large glass” Me: “What does a large look like?” BBB: shows me a cup that holds a litre of liquid. Me: “Yeah, maybe the medium” BBB: “There is intermission, so you can always come and get another one then – and it will only be $10 because you already have the cup”

Here is a picture of my precious program, playbill & sippy cup!!!!



So the show – it was brilliant. Zach Braff plays a wonderful tortured Jewish playwright (you can see Woody Allen in him) trying desperately to stay true to his work (which turns out to be crappy work!!) while still finding someone to finance it (the age old problem!!)

Amazing singing – Zach Braff is really good. Incredible dancing – there was a mob tap dancing scene which may have been my favorite of the show. Beautiful costumes – set in New York 1929, they were great!!!

Other people in the show:

Vincent Pastore: The Sopranos, The Practice – any mob movie of note!!!
Karen Ziemba
Brooks Ashmanskas
Nick Cordero
Marin Mazzie
Betsy Wolfe
Lenny Wolpe
Helene Yorke

I was sitting in the 8th row, so really really close. It was amazing to be so close to them.
At the end of the show there was a standing ovation, which I love (we need to have more standing ovation in Brisbane. Its an amazing feeling!!)

I left feeling emotional (like I always do after shows) and walked the 10 blocks back to the hotel.

Sheila was concerned about walking home alone at night, so here is a picture of how many people were on 7th Ave as I walked home!!!!!


Day 4

Today was the Slavery & Underground Railway Tour. Which was about slavery, but was neither underground nor anything to do with trains!!!!

As I was heading over, I saw a film crew setting up a shot. I was across the road but then a guy said that it was Brad Pitt & Ben Affleck. So I went over the other side all excited!! I should have been a little suspicious considering there were only a few people watching!! No Brad, no Ben – just a shoot for a commercial, but still fun to watch!

Before the tour I went for a walk around Battery Park, which is having work done on it. But I saw the Statue of Liberty from a distance and a bush turkey!!! Good times!
I then went to the National Museum of the American Indian. Huge building with some interesting exhibits.

The Slavery tour was really interesting. The underground railway, was a series of safe houses where slaves could go after they had escaped from their masters. The safe houses were usually homes of freed black slaves. The risk involved was huge, as anyone found harboring an escaped slave could be sent back into slavery or killed. The ways people managed to escape was also prey incredible. There was one woman who had lighter skin, so she cut her hair, dressed up like a man (landowner) and took the train out of the south with her slave (her husband). As she was illiterate she pretended to be deaf and mute, her slave/husband spoke for her and put her arm in a sling in case she was asked to sign her name on the train. So they literally left the deep south in plain sight.

In 1991 during construction for a federal building, human remains were found during excavation. “Over the next 2 years about 1 acre of the estimated 6.6 acre burial ground was excavated and 419 skeletal remains were removed from the ground.” African Burial Ground Pamphlet

Next door is the monument which says “For all those who were lost; For all those who were stolen; For all those who were left behind; For all those who were not forgotten”

“The Ancestral Reinterment Ground is the final resting place for the 419 human remains unearthed in the early 1990s. They are reburied as closely as possible to their original positions. The coffins were placed in seven crypts, and seven burial mounds mark the locations. Seven trees serve as guardians for the entrance to the Ancestral Chamber.” African Burial Ground Pamphlet

On my way back to the hotel to get ready for my next show, I saw these guys busking in the subway. Seriously brilliant – electric guitar and violin; who’da thought???

After a quick break, I was off to Avenue Q (sing along with me!!! …But home to Avenue Q, You live on Avenue Q, Your friends do to, You are twenty-two, And you live on Avenue Q, You live on Avenue Q, You live on Avenue Q.)

What do you say about a show like this?? It was brilliant! The cast were amazing – portraying more than one puppet with different voices. The puppets were beautiful…Kate monster…Oh Mr & Mrs Bear!!! They are your inner voices telling you that if you only have $50 to your name, you really need to buy beer to allow yourself a bit of happiness. And its wasteful buying a 6 pack because a case in the long run is so much cheaper! We all know Mr & Mrs Bear – some are just better than others in silencing them!!!

Standing ovation.


Day 5

Today I took the subway to Brooklyn (I’ve got the subways totally figured out. God knows how!!) to my Jewish Hassidic Tour. This particular section of the community have decided to open up to the public to show people who they are (or more to the point, how they want the public to perceive them). It was pretty interesting. We went and saw a Jewish school/college. Until they are 18 Jewish kids go to school 7 days a week for 14 or 16 hours. They are learning the Torah and studying Jewish law (religious law).

We learned the difference between married men (with the shroud), under 13 (without a hat – just the cap) and unmarried men (with the hat and no shroud).
Women are not allowed down there, but can sit up where we were and watch. We kept being told that it is not a sexist religion – that women were the head of the household which was the core of Jewish life. It all sounded reasonable, until one of the guys on the tour told me about a friend of his who had left the religion and it was just as sexist as ever if not getting worse!! She has written a book called Unorthodox, which I am planning on reading when I get home.
There were also a couple of German guys who were doing their masters in Urban Geography. They are here looking at the different sectors that make up New York.

And now its time for some Comedy!!!!!! Carolines on Broadway is a comedy venue that has comedy most nights. I didn’t know what to expect because I didn’t know any of the comedians. Needless to say they were very funny! I listened to Colin Jost, J. F. Harris, Vanessa Bayer and the MC (who I have forgotten) it was a funny night.

After I went to a bar called The Liberty near my hotel for a couple of drinks. Met up with a couple of Australians (surprise surprise!!!) and spent the night discussing New York.

Day 6

VERY quite day today and was feeling a little hung over and really really tired from a week of busy days.
Somehow I missed booking this show before I left – I have no idea how, but was lucky enough to get a brilliant seat.

Lady Day at Emerson’s Bar & Grill with Audra McDonald. Holy Crap. I have few words to describe how incredible this show was. So I’ll copy what was in the Playbill by the playwright.

‘In 1959, a boyfriend of mine say the great Billie Holiday in a little dive in North Philadelphia about three months before she dies. He said she stumbled in obviously “quite high”, carrying her little Chihuahua Pepi, whom she introduced to her audience. A water glass was kept filled with booze atop the piano for her. She and a piano player performed 10 or 12 of her songs for an audience of seven patrons. Then, he said, she staggered out.
That image of the world’s greatest jazz singer being so undervalued at the end of her like and career was an image that has always haunted me.

Writing Lady Day at Emerson’s Bar & Grill was an attempt to rid myself of that ghost.”

Laine Robertson

Audra McDonald was stunning & breathtaking. I don’t know how she did it, the voice, the mouth, the emotion – it really was one of the most amazing experiences.

Standing ovation.

Day 6

I wont go into this again – you all saw it on Facebook!!

Cabaret – got another sippy cup and cried at the end. Alan Cummings is brilliant.

Standing ovation

Hedwig & the Angry Inch – more of a rock concert than a theatre show. Got another sippy cup (yes they are all coming home with me!!!) Cried pretty much non stop from half way through. Neil Patrick Harris is a genius. He deserves every single award he has ever received. I was blown away by how much effort, emotion, skill he put into his performance (and he had to do it all again at 10pm!!???)


Standing ovation.

Day 7

Today I went to The Book of Moron. It was very funny and had the magic guy from Pitch Perfect who was really really good. I had a seat that was in row two on the fight hand side of the stage - which at first glance looked to be a bit of a crappy seat, but once the show started, it was actually really good. When you can see people spitting when they sing and be able to have eye contact with the actors - I say its all good!!!

Standing ovation

After that, I didn't have anything booked, so I went to the closest box-office (that had a show on, which happened to the be third one I went to...why these actors think they need a night or two off is beyond me!!!!) so I ended up seeing Holler If Ya Hear Me which was written by Saul Williams (who was also the lead) and using Tupac's songs. It was incredible. Again I was in the third row, right in the middle and got to watch these incredible people perform.

The music was great and cleverly weaved into the show.

Standing ovation.

Ok - so as you can see, internet here is a pain. So I may not post again until I get to Washington. I will try, but its pretty unlikely!!

Im off to Perfect Crime tonight and meeting up with the guys from Germany tomorrow (so no show...sad panda!!) But it will be nice to have a conversation with people that is not just before a show starts!!!

I am hoping to see another 3 or 4 shows before I leave on Friday.

Monday 7 July 2014

I didn’t think I would have a lot to write about today.

Started off with my “Heart Attack on a Plate” bagel and then needed to go and buy a couple of things. Nothing exciting, just a memory card and a couple pair of shorts.
Came back to the hotel thinking I would go down to Time Square to take picture for a couple of hours before my tour.

Had a number of things that needed washing – but since I have no plug for the sink nor a bathtub, it was looking a little difficult. So I made the executive decision that I would send it out this time, and figure out where a Laundromat was for the next time.

Took the bag to the front desk and filled out the form – then I got to the prices…$4.00 to wash on pair of under ware…$13.00 to wash a top…I had 3 tops!!!!! My total bill would have come to around $70 for chuck 11 items in the washing machine! Couldn’t do it…and it was going to take 36 hours???!!!
Time Square was off – I was going to do my washing in a Laundromat. I was told that there was one on blah blah st – a few block away.
Anyway – long story short, after 30 minutes of searching, I couldn’t find the elusive Laundromat. However in the distance I saw a drycleaners. Fine, Ill take it there and deal with the Laundromat tomorrow.
Lovely Asian family – yes they can do it, do you want the tops hand washed (god no – then they will expect that kind of treatment at home!!) that comes to…$10.00!!!!! Love it!! Do you need it today? No – tomorrow is fine. LOVELY!!!

I had the Sex in the City tour today, so decided to go early and have a wander round shops I couldn’t even afford to walk into!!

Oooo – can I just say – one of the things I love about New York is the jay walking. Not only does everyone do it…its expected!!! When the light is going to change you get a count down from 20 to let you know that after that, its probably a good idea to look a bit more closely at the road. The cars will still stop for you (even if they have a green light) but, you know, better to be safe!!!
I love this!!! I am already a terribly jay walker in Brisbane, but there is always a possibility of getting a fine – here I am free to just…well, go!!
And I must be doing it about right. I have been stopped 3 times so far from people asking for directions…little do they know…

ANYWAY - I get to the meeting place for the tour. (Disclaimer: this next bit is a bit horrible, and really made me want to cry, so if you don’t want to hear about the horses at Central Park, skip to the next paragraph).
These poor poor horses were standing around in the blistering heat, and honestly the heat comes as much from the concrete as it does from the atmosphere. I think because of all the tall buildings the breeze struggles to cool most of New York. So I had to walk past about 15 horses who were saddled up with the carts, standing in the heat and direct sunlight and cant move around to even get comfortable. Horrible. None of them were thin, and I am sure they were well watered, but you cant get past the fact they were in direct sunlight and unable to move their legs around to get comfortable.
I think I must have been feeling a bit fragile, because I really wanted to cry.

To shift my focus I went to a toy store!!! F.A.O Schwarz. Yes the one were Tom Hanks played the chopstick on the huge piano mat.
It was pretty great – and I was tempted to purchase particularly lovely Great Dane (see below) but would have struggled to fit it in my suitcase. And it was so cheap – a mere $1495.00. Gotta love a bargain!!!




Next I found the hotel I was supposed to stay in. Clearly I got the name wrong, Hotel Pennsylvania vs. The Plaza…yes, I think my assistant screwed up and I may need to fire her!!!



For any of you who have seen the movie Eloise you will understand these pictures!




Also went downstairs to the food court they have underneath. It was pretty fabulous!


And I found this for you Crystal Healey!!!!



And then we have the tour…

It was brilliant! We drove through Midtown, Murray Hill, Gramercy, Meatpacking District, Greenwich, West Village, SoHo and Little Italy.
This first lot of pictures is Buddakan. From the outside it literally looks like a black box, and the owners were really happy to keep it as a word of mouth restaurant. But once it featured on S&TC it went crazy – and by crazy I mean CRAZY. A slow night for them is 950 people through the doors - oh and they only do dinner!!!
This is where Big & Carrie had their rehearsal dinner. It’s beautiful and not particularly expensive. It is right next to Chelsea Market– looked in the window and decided not to go in – I would have flagged the rest of the tour and just walked around!! This is where Iron Chef America and a bunch of other cooking shows are filmed!!!




Its pretty dark in there - hence the quality.

This photo is shows the location for the episode where Samantha imitates another woman to get them all into an exclusive spa – and its true…you need two recommendations from current member before you will be considered to be a member!! The glass on the roof is the pool area where they filmed.



And here is the door! The tour can't (and won't) take you there because it is an actual private residence…some poor buggers live there!!! Anyway – If you ask, they will tell you where it is. I happened to be standing there when someone asked! The whole street is beautiful…AND one of the brownstones (about 5 house down) is for sale…anyone keen??? Bugger - its already under contract!!

The Magnolia Bakery is about a 3 minute walk from the brownstone.

And in the next block is…yup…I went in. Sheila (that’s my mother for anyone who doesn’t know) don’t get scared by the charge on your credit card…they were half price…and as you know, the more they cost originally, the more money you save!!!

And here we have the bar – Scouts. Or as it really is – O’Nieal's!!
I had 2 cosmos and a lovely chat to a couple from Penrith!!! This bar is behind the old New York Police Department (you know, the one I am selling all of your kidneys so I can buy it!!) and apparently it was a speak easy for the police during the prohibition – so there is a tunnel from the previous NYPD to this bar so they could drink…

OK – some fun facts I learned:

·      The reason Charlotte left the gallery is because the space they used to film it is an actual gallery. The Louis K. Meisel Gallery When they first started filming the general going rate to hire a space (that was currently in use) was about $12k. When the owner of the gallery was asked if they could use the space he said “sure…for $17k” and this is a single use fee – not like, we’ll use it whenever we feel like it during the season! Ok so they said yes. Next series – we want/need to use the space again. “sure…for $28k”…Oooo-kay and they said yes. They needed to use it again and the answer was “ sure…for $38k” it was the last time they used it and had to write the job out – hence Charlotte decided to focus on “being a mother, finding a cure for aids and proving Miranda wrong.”
·      Sarah Jessica Parker was a co-producer from the first episode. This allowed her to determine whether nudity & swearing (for Carrie) was imperative to the storyline and if not she could veto it. Amongst other things she got to take home…EVERY OUTFIT SHE EVER WORE…when you think back, she changed outfits at least 4 times an EPISODE!!!
·      There is a mistake in the opening sequence to every episode – have a look at one and see if you can see it…I am ashamed to say, even when I was told when and where to look – I still missed it…!!!
·      The opening sequence was filmed with SJP in 5 different outfits, but only the one that was chosen worked with the bus and the water. Apparently that outfit was the least favorite for everyone, but they have no choice!
·      Carrie learns about being able to get married at the New YorkPublic Library by returning overdue books. This particular library is a research only library – you can not borrow from it!
·      You too can have your wedding at the library…for the small sum of $40k to hire the area…Yup – that’s just for the space!!
·      Much of the filing of the final episode (when Carrie is in Paris) was done in New York – they were trying to stop people leaking what they thought was going to happen!
·      Until Samantha moved into the Meatpacking District – it was a shithole and no one wanted to go there!!! As soon as she moved there, a huge number of fashion designers moved their flagstaff stores there. Now its is a MAJOR area and freaking expensive!
·      Every time a business was mentioned in the show (which was a few times!) the business went crazy – see above with Buddkan.
·      Tiffany’s has been the focus of many films and tv shows. However it has only been filmed in once – Breakfast atTiffany’s. After that it was decided it was a security risk. So while Tray & Charlotte walk past the real thing, anything else is a set.
·      When the four girls are in a scene together where they are talking and eating/drinking, it is called a “chat & chew” (I think that’s right!!) and the scene, which is usually only a small portion of the episode, takes, wait for it…wait…14 hours to film!!! 14 frikken hours! They need to shoot the outside of the restaurant, a pan shot, a wide shot inside then the actual speaking bit. That needs to be done on Carrie as a tight shot, and medium shot and a wider shot. So they need to do the exact same thing each time (don’t forget about the mistakes!!!) and then…they do that for EACH character!!!!! And that’s 14 hours!!!
·      My tour guide was in the secondS&TC movie – at Samantha’s birthday party when she said they are all going to Abu Dhabi (which is filmed in a cleared out, very posh shop which I can't remember the name of!!). She is apparently seen every time Miranda is shot – the chick behind…I will take that celebrity!!

Well – that’s about it from the tour – I am sure there is plenty more that I have not retained.

We got dropped off at Bryant Park, which happened to have a feature on. Yes this is a picture of a relatively small park – I’m trying to think of an equivalent…maybe less than a quarter of Hawthorne Park?? Anyway – I suppose you can see from the photos it’s not huge, but here we have a Monday night, in summer in NYC. The place is freaking packed!!! And then around it are tables and lights and people!! It’s lovely. The movie was Saturday Night Fever.







So there we go – another interesting day in NYC!! Big day tomorrow, 9/11 Memorial Museum, Wall St & Financial District, Police Museum & Bullets Over Broadway!!! I was contemplating hanging outside Stage Door to see how much of a tool I could make out of myself, then heard lots of people do it so decided against it, then heard they are usually really lovely and gracious and give autographs and pose for pictures…so its back on!!! Well…let’s see how I go with Zach Braff tomorrow and then re-evaluate!!!

Sheila – just jokes about the shoes – they were $1250.00 half price…I did not take the advise of one of the other customers when she said they were an investment and I could just wear them to posh do’s…!!!!!!! Ha ha – they’d be ruined in a week!!!